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Let’s scrub some stubborn Howard-loving skidmarks

Posted by clubwah on September 25, 2008

Warning – the following post is rated MA. It contains course language, adult themes and adoration of John Howard.

The International Monetary Fund has given Australia’s economic fundamentals the thumbs along with a big tick to the Rudd Government’s first budget.

But of course this isn’t enough for the fucktards who still pine for the Howard years when their shares went through the roof and people with dark skin went through hell.

So it’s not surprising that to them the IMF’s confidence in the Australian economy has nothing to do with Kevin Rudd and Wayne Swan, but John Howard and Peter Costello. What better place to show their love for Duo of Cunt than the Herald Sun comments section.

“yeah but for how long under labor and emperor krudd and his cronies”
Posted by: scott forbes of melbourne 12:56pm today

Did you read the story fuckwit? The IMF says the economy is going good under Rudd and said the budget was good too. That’s good.
While you’ll blame every negative on Rudd you’ll maintain that all the positives are due to Peter Costello. You’re one of those stupid bastards who would have commented on this web site during the election with your profecies of doom and gloom under a Labor government, and I bet you’re actually disappointed it hasn’t happened because you’re nothing more than a vindictive sack of shit with about as many endearing qualities as tertiary syphaliss you fuck!
How about you just shut the fuck up and invest in a Caps Lock – cunt!

I think it would be nice if Swann and Krudd sent Costello a thank you card. Goodness knows where we would be if Labour had not inherited such a healthy national economy.
Posted by: Grant Kelly of Canberra 12:57pm today

We’d be where we left off you fucking idiot. Is rising inflation and spiralling inflation good for the economy? And tell me, what is actually wrong with the Australian ecomomy at the moment? I hate you and every other dickhead who seems to have their first and surnames round the wrong way. Please stop breathing.

We might have an opinionated tick of approval for our economy, but a thumbs down for the lack of initiative by the Rudd government for not doing what they said they would do…
Posted by: Mark of Malvern East 1:10pm today

What did they say they’d do? Ratify Kyoto? I think they did that, but you’d be one of those Bolt loving cunts who hates the idea. Say sorry to the Stolen Generation? He did that too, though I bet you were one of those racist pieces of shit who complained about your taxes being waisted on the compensation floogates which, in case you haven’t noticed, have not created a wave of compo claims fuckwit!
I wonder how you’d feel about your tax dollars bailing out businesses whose directors ran them to the ground – me thinks you’d be in favour of that you right-wing hypocrite bell end.
And remember that a lot of the things that Rudd said he’d do hinge on budget measures that have been blocked in the Senate by the Liberals and that snivelling little smart-arse cunt from Family First, whom I’d bet is a dead ringer for you. Honestly Mark get fucked, I mean it.

So now the long-lasting economic expansion is thanks to the current government? When did that happen?Posted by: Confused of Melbourne 1:17pm today

About the same time you Liberal cunts blamed it for the economic downturn you cock smoking fool!

Thank you Mr Howard and Mr. Costello for having put in so much effort over the last 11 years by retiring our national debt, and putting in regulatory procedures and policies, so the current economic conditions exist, as Mr.Swan and the IMF stated. Labor inherited financial advantages that have given Australia a great deal of insulation from the global financial implosion. I trust these conditions will be maintained over the next three years, when Mr Turnbull retakes government. Some how I don”t think they will.
Posted by: Paul of Mornington 2:39pm today

Honestly Paul why don’t you just kneel down in front of Howard and Costello and gag on their mutually wanked-off dripping cocks so you can fluff them back to life and become their skat bitch, you filthy Liberal slut.

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Rudd meets Bush: Another pre-election myth busted

Posted by clubwah on March 29, 2008

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Many a Howard lover would have been vomiting blood today on seeing images of Kevin Rudd getting along famously with US President George W Bush.

If Howard had a strong point it was his relationship with the US and the pics of Rudd would remind them more than ever of what the Liberals have lost. They would have squirmed when hearing Bush’s comments at the news conference, like:

“(Our) friendship will strengthen and endure under the leadership of Kevin Rudd. I have found him to be a straightforward fella …  He is thoughtful, he is strategic in thought, and he is committed to the same values that I’m committed to: rule of law, human rights, human decency.

“And we’re sure proud you’re here.

“We spent a great deal of time talking about the economies. One thing we spent time on is talking about the benefits of trade between our two nations and the benefits of a world that trades freely and fairly.”

Bush also went on to say he admired Rudd for sticking to his convictions on Iraq, before using what I reckon is one of the best pieces of spin I’ve heard in a long time.

“Troops are coming out, because we’re successful. And so, I would view the Australian decision as return on success — returning home on success.”

And when Bush was asked if, like Howard, Rudd was a man of steel, Bush replied: “Yeah, heck yeah”. 

Rudd’s smooth pick up of the US-Australian-alliance baton dispels the myth that a Labor government would have spelled disaster for cross-Pacific relations –  just like how the unions aren’t killing and eating small children, the terrorists aren’t killing everyone, the wall-to-wall Labor states aren’t running roughshod on the government and the economy hasn’t gone to shit (yet).

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Why not say Sorry? Oh yeah, you’re an arsehole.

Posted by clubwah on February 13, 2008

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The apology to the Stolen Generations may not mean much to many white Australians, but it means a lot to the Indigenous peoples. So why begrudge them of this? If you don’t feel guilty or sorry than simply shut the fuck up and get on with life. Why be angry? How will your life change?

Some of the reader comments in the Herald Sun show a lot of anger by people who are nothing more than racist arseholes bullshitting on about the Rudd Government turning Australia into a pathetic nation of apologists.

Here’s some snippets of insightfulness. I make no apologies for giving these comments and the people making them the contempt they deserve, or for how I phrase it.

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Beware the Rudd haters

Posted by clubwah on January 20, 2008

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All those people who accused anyone who dared criticise the Howard Government as “left-wing, latte-sipping Howard haters” have taken it upon themselves to spread their own hatred to the incumbent, for no other reason than that he is a popularly elected Labor prime minister.

The trouble with the whole Howard-hater tag is that it deflected the reasons why people disliked the former prime minister and his government.

Despite what the pig-headed conservatives who coined the term would have you believe, John Howard wasn’t hated simply because he was a Liberal prime minister. When he first came into power and toughened the country’s gun laws after the Port Arthur massacre, Labor voters (except those who hunt and vote) agreed with him, as they did his decision to send Australian troops into East Timor.

The so-called Left didn’t oppose Howard for the sake of opposing him. He had to actually show what a bastard he really was before people started sharing more than a passing dislike based on political or idealogical differences.

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