Tom Harley retires and the fucktards can’t help themselves

I’m starting to think that to some people the word “Comment” means give it your best shot at being a stupid cunt.

While I’ve come to expect that there will always be fucktards making comment about issues such as asylum seekers and Labor government policy you sort don’t expect to see rampant cuntishness in a simple story about the retirement of a footballer considered by many one of the most decent blokes to have played the game – Geelong Premiership Captain Tom Harley.

Yes I’m a Geelong supporter and that’s a reason why I’m way overreacting to people who just think that having an opinion means showing that there really is a case for selective homicide to rid the world of stupid. But I’m not allowed to yell out “bunch of cunt” at work so I’ll take my anger out here. You don’t have to read it, but I bet you know you want to.

Wispy of Windy Hill Posted at 10:57 AM Today
Hurley is hack he chock in grund final against hack hawks his not as good play as his might borther mick hurley from might bomber!!!1 the might bomber will win back to back flogs in 010!!1

OK, I might have to forgive this chromosome deprived fuckwit. Should we expect anything else from an Essendon supporter?

Sav of Melbourne Posted at 10:59 AM Today
Here it begings … Harley will go and then the others will follow within the next couple years. Then lets wait and see how the Cats will fair. They will be like Brisbane who lost all of their older players and started to go down on the ladder.

Yeah Sav, two Brownlow medallists still in their mid-20s and a team that will go in next year pretty much unchanged except for a few young blokes putting their hand up for bigger role. I bet you follow Collingwood. Cunt.

Nick of Melbourne Posted at 11:52 AM Today
Worst footballer to have won two flags.

Is that all you can offer knob-end? I bet you have kids because you managed to fluke a couple of fucks. And I bet your kids hate you because when they draw pictures with messages saying they love you, you say stuff like “you’re no Leonardo DaVinci”. Why do you do that? Oh, I know because you’re the thinking man’s cunt.

Richard of Elwood Posted at 12:40 PM Today
Whoopee. Ordinary player

I bet that’s what that prostitute you paid said

david of mordialloc of mordialloc Posted at 1:01 PM Today
Disappointed the hack is gone. Geelong will get better without him.

I bet you’re an upset St Kilda fan, upset St Kilda fan of Mordialloc of Mordialloc.

Out of the mouths of Camden’s fools

Last night Lateline showed the folk of Camden filing in and out of the council meeting which endorsed their totally racist rejection of an application to build an Islamic school on “planning grounds”. I haven’t been so sickened watching Lateline since Peter Reith was a minister.

I could embark on one of my vitriolic missives about how John Howard made this kind of bigotry acceptable and shoot holes in these fucking bastard’s arguments, but I reckon I might let the people of Camden do it themselves. Here are some choice quotes which prove that democracy isn’t always a good thing when in the hands of the stupid.

Resident Kate McCulloch (pictured above): “We just don’t want Muslim people in Camden.
“We don’t want them not only here, we don’t want them in Australia. They’re an oppressive society, they’re a dictatorship.”

Kate McCulloch again: “The ones that come here oppress our society, they take our welfare and they don’t want to accept our way of life.”

Anon resident: ”It’s not for racist [reasons], just all the crime and stuff that other foreign people bring into the town.”

Camden Resident’s Group member on being asked why she’s weating an Australian flag: “Why shouldn’t I be? Why is Channel 2 against Australia?”

Another Camden Residents Group member: “My kids can’t read Islamic, how are they going to go to that school? It’s all crap, next thing there will be a mosque, then there will be the little town that comes with it. It’s not appropriate for the area at all.”

Radio caller: “If it [the school] gets approved, every ragger ["raghead"] that walks up the street is going to get smashed up the arse by about 30 Aussies.”

And this says it all:

Cambden Residents Group:”Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, oi, oi!”

Sources: ABC.net, Lateline, Sydney Morning Herald, BBC News, The Independent

 

So, Greenpeace want security do they?

Greenpeace mean well, but deep down a lot of its members are a bunch of narrow minded fuckwits, who use so-called good causes like whales and climate change to justify their bastardry.

Yesterday they got involved with the ridiculous protest against the well-underway expansion of Heathrow Airport claiming that more planes will add to climate change. Nevermind the fact that commercial airliners are 50 per cent cleaner now than 25 years ago and that your average Boeing 777 or Airbus A340 lets out less emissions than a 1974 Kombi van or a lentil-munching vegetarian.

In fact the exhaust if the new generation of aircraft will be cleaner than the air coming through then intakes.

Aviation is without a doubt one of mankind’s greatest achievements, but these fuckwits want to take us back to the stone ages. Heathrow needs to be extended because people want and need to use it.

Part of their protest involved four people pretending to be airline employees who managed to climb on top of British Airways Airbus. This is extremely embarrassing for Heathrow’s security people and they need their arse kicked for allowing it to happen.

Of course Greenpeace had to gloat about how slack security was at Heathrow, as though this had something to do with climate change.

But even the the dumbest protester knows that if the Metropolitan Police S019 and SAS detatchements at the airport thought the banner waving fools were terrorists, they would have had new arseholes shot through the backs of their heads – “Did I just sea a laser bea … ” SPLAT!

Beware the Rudd haters – Part II

 

This whole “Sorry” thing has really brought out the ugly side of Australia. Despite the fact our government did say sorry and many, hopefully the majority, agreed, you can’t deny the multitudes of people who feel our country has been “destroyed” this week because we dared to formally acknowledge past injustices.

 Which begs the question. How much of this angry reaction to Sorry would have aired its ugly self if John Howard caved in and said it? I ask this because the same people who jammed the posts on news web sites and talk back radio are actually criticising Rudd for visiting East Timor, at the request of Prime Minister Xanana Gusmao after the attempted assination of him and President Jose Ramos Horta.

I’m sure if Rudd did an emergency tracheomety on a four year old girl using a pen knife and biro saving her life these fuckwits will have sneering negative comment to make about it like :

What now Rudd, are you going to say sorry now you cut that girl’s throat. Are you going to pay her compo? 
Posted by Fuck Knuckle, Frankston South

So let’s see some of the missives of insightfulness posted on the Herald Sun website today in response to Rudd’s trip to East Timor to show Australia was ready to continue supporting our near neighbour.

I should point out that I sent responses to the same comments page to take issue with some of the arseholes (without the language I allow myself here) but they weren’t posted. Hence my venting here. I’d love nothing more than those targeted to see this and respond in kind. As in other posts I make no apologise for giving some of these posts the ribald responses they deserve.

What about his carbon footprint!! Hasn’t Rudd heard of video phone – why fly all the way there when phone,fax or email would do the job. Where are all the greenies and their outrage?
Posted by: marilyn of melbourne 8:17am today

You’re a fuckwit Marilyn. Xanana Gusmao invited Rudd to East Timor after the attacks. By going to Timor he shows the people that the change in Australian Government will not alter Australia’s committment to securing peace. It was also a chance to meet the Australian troops there to thank them and outline the work they now have cut out for them.
Also I’m sick of this whole air travel is environmental vandalism bullshit. I see you had to turn on a computer to type that wisdom Marilyn. I hope you peddled hard to power it. Idiot.

The dill was in the limelight saying sorry on Wednesday, Thursday – compensation claims start, Friday the sh*t has hit the fan and as of course he is off like a bride’s nightie – Dudd the honeymoon is over.(no pun intended).
Posted by: Mark Thomas of Frankston

Why is the honeymoon over you stupid cunt? Are you saying he went to Timor to avoid criticism about saying sorry from fucking halfwits like you? Are you saying he planned the shooting of Ramos Horta so he can have a way out of having to defend one of the great days of Australian parliamentry history? Are you that much of a brainless fucking idiot to believe that? Yes you are!

 

Mr Rudd, see if you can borrow some cash while you are there. You are going to need it when you get back. The queue’s are already forming at the door of Slater and Gorden.
Posted by: Kevin of Way out East 10:50am today

Wow Kevin, Prime Minister Rudd is really going to borrow money from one of the world’s poorest nations. I bet you’re crying whenever you take a shit at the thought some “taxpayer’s” money you were never going to see might be paid as compensation to someone who has suffered in the past. Wouldn’t that really fuck up your stupid existence way out east? And while you mentioned Slater & Gordon I bet it hasn’t dawned on you that if anyone does make money from any compensation paid to the stolen ones, it will be rich white lawyers.

 bugger east timor we have enough problems of our own, keeping interests rates down should be rudds priority not whats happening in east timor. just more australian dollars wasted on other ungrateful countries. but when australia needs a hand it gets nothing. example the bali bombers. the drug smugglers and mokbel, australia is a weak nation compared to other nations. its about time australia looks after its own people first.
Posted by: ryan 10:57am today

Ryan you are what’s wrong with the world. I’m sick of people like you bullshitting on about how government money should be spent knowing that some of it spent on you either directly or indorectly. That really shits me Ryan because just a few lines of text has made me hate your fucking guts.
Okay let’s pull out of East Timor and concentrate on interest rates. We can have the Australian Defence Force, Federal Police,  and Department of Foreign Affaird all working on interest rates because Australian Government departments and agencies like treasury, finance and the Reserve Bank can’t do that while our troops are gallavanting about trying to stabalise our nearest neighbour.
Let’s tell the Timorse to fuck off and then, when it all goes to hell, lets see you embrace the Timorese refugees that flood to our shores while pro-Indonesian terrorist groups set up shop a short hop from Darwin.
Rudd is continuing the good work John Howard did in Timor, I’m sure you never objected to it then.
Honestly you are prime, A-grade, top notch, Australian-made cockhead!

Well no more bullshit now the SAS are on the job…….boy ,,,,,talk about a sledgehammer…..
Posted by: Bill Grieve of Enoggera 11:09am today

The Australian Army command and not Rudd have sent the SAS in to heavy jungle to flush out rebel troops on their own turf – which is exactly what they’re trained to do. You call it a sledgehammer. I bet you cheered when John Howard sent the SAS to make sure women and children didn’t get off the Tampa.

Kev’s “Australian troops will remain in East Timor for as long as the tiny nation’s government wants them to” is NOT an EXIT STRATEGY. I want them home by Xmas
Posted by: stephen of murray 3:19pm today

Oh I get it Stephen. You’re comparing East Timor to Iraq. How clever. You’re comparing a UN sponsored mission to safeguard the stability of the world’s newest nation, which is right on our doorstep, and as such would directly impact Australia if the security situation there deteriorated, with Iraq – an illegal war on the other side of the world fought on false pretences and only served to stir up terrorist organisations around the world. Genius, fucktard, sheer genius.

Why not say Sorry? Oh yeah, you’re an arsehole.

 

The apology to the Stolen Generations may not mean much to many white Australians, but it means a lot to the Indigenous peoples. So why begrudge them of this? If you don’t feel guilty or sorry than simply shut the fuck up and get on with life. Why be angry? How will your life change?

Some of the reader comments in the Herald Sun show a lot of anger by people who are nothing more than racist arseholes bullshitting on about the Rudd Government turning Australia into a pathetic nation of apologists.

Here’s some snippets of insightfulness. I make no apologies for giving these comments and the people making them the contempt they deserve, or for how I phrase it.

The Usual Suspects

Another Australian Open Tennis tournament, another display of foolish thuggery concerning Greek, Croatian and Serbian fans.

If Sudanese or other Muslim kids so much as fart in Melbourne there are calls for their deportation and claims they simply aren’t assimilating. Yet we allow these buffoons, many of whom have never been to the country they so love to champion through their thuggery, bring old hostilities to a sporting event under the guise of supporting players from their countries who, unlike them, have moved on from all the hatred they love to spew out – interestingly, while many happily like to “fight for their country’s honour” on Melbourne’s streets, they won’t be caught dead in their country for fear of having to do National Service. What patriots!