A story broke today about young Essendon footballer Michael Hurley being locked up after assaulting a taxi driver after an all-night piss session that started at the Footy ShowGrand Final Edition After Party. The young Bomber spent several hours in police custody after allegedly kicking and punching a taxi driver after an all-night drinking session. He was later released pending summons and could face assault-related charges.
The last line in the Herald Sun story said: “The cabbie, believed to be an Indian man, received minor injuries in the incident.”
This is pretty serious shit. What we have here is a story that’s a combination of some big issues at the moment. Alcohol fuelled violence, assaults against Indian people and footballers behaving badly. Most people would think the kid is a fucking dickhead (and there were a lot of comments which pretty much expressed that), but not all. As far as some fucktards are concerned, the Indian cab driver must have somehow been responsible for this fine young white footballer to kick and punch him.
Some cum soaked douche bag named Mick agrees:
mick Posted at 10:34 AM Today
I would like to see taxi drivers in Melbourne taught a couple of things, 1 how to use deodorant, and 2, how to speak English before we start dishing out cab licences !
As does this sarcastic bucket of arse snot
Allen Ridak of Melbourne Posted at 10:35 AM Today
I’m sure the cabbie is innocent here; they never do anything wrong.
Then there’s this fuck-knuckle who reckons cabbies deserve a belting simply because they dare charge for their service. The stupid cunt is also implying that Indian drivers charge more than others.
Sean R of South Morang Posted at 11:16 AM Today
Did we really need to know if the cabbie was indian? Here we go racism and everything else with riots and such. Cab drivers need to back off and stop harassing passengers especially with the ludicrous prices they charge and 1star service.
And then there’s this piss felcher who think’s he’s Sherlock fucking Holmes.
Matt of Williamstown Posted at 11:22 AM Today
There’s two sides to every story. Melbourne’s knowledge of cabbies is that they are rude, arrogant and inconsiderate to customers. I would assume that Michael Hurley was going into Hungry Jack’s to get food before continuing on his cab journey home. The cab driver then became rude and demanding of the fare and Michael overreacted by kicking him. I don’t by any means condone Michael’s actions but ensure the media has the whole story before attempting to bring another footballer down like you have through the week with Fevola who did nothing more than have a few too many friendly drinks with the boys.
Yeah, and how in fuck’s name do you know this you presumptuous piece of fucking rancid knob cheese! The police arrested Hurley, not the taxi driver. What does that tell you? Are you a detective? No? Than fuck off!
nick of crazyburn Posted at 11:42 AM Today
the taxi driver deserved it.
Yeah, like you deserve to have your arse ripped to fucking shreds by the biggest, baddest, meanest and sex-deprived sadists in a Nigerian prison. Cunt!
Sally of Melbourne Posted at 12:52 PM Today
If it was like the cabbie I got the other night demanding $40.00 from Crown to Essendon I don’t blame him
That’s about the going rate you stupid fuckin scrag. So, did you bash that driver? Did you?
Do you work Sally? Would you like it if someone came to you work and kicked and punched you because they didn’t like what you charged them – actually as a two bit junkie hooker who does tricks in cars and alleys and charges an extra $10 to take it up your wizards sleeve without a franger you probably do know what it’s like.
Seriously though, this is the one that got me – how in fuck’s name is such insightful, racist and ugly commentary allowed on the web site of daily newspaper?
Feedup of Indian fed sqaure Posted at 11:31 AM Today
Good on Hurls, you have just done what everybody else wants to do to cab drives in Melbourne. How about writing an article on the state of the taxi system and the drivers, its a disgrace, they are aggressive, smell and insulting. Bring back a government that gets the job done and makes decisions…instead of spending money on scoping projects and further studies…Action requiredor its going to get worse. Stop stuffing about with the India government, how about looking after Australian’s
The online editors at the Herald Sun should hang their heads in fucking shame!
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Fucktard search and destroy
Posted by clubwah on September 1, 2009
Warning. ClubWah wishes to advise that the following post is Rated MA and contains really, really, really coarse language and adult themes.
And when the person being rescued is high profile, why do people assume that the effort made to look for them is more than they would get if they themselves needed rescuing (OK Harold Holt was different)?
Of course such comments were going to abound in the Herald Sun comments after the rescue of Victorian Water Minister Tim Holding so I got my hiking stick, strapped on some crampons and got the pick axe ready to go into the far reaches of Fucktardia to search for these cunts and give them a right wordy bludgeoning.
I hope Tim is going to pay for the rescue effort?
Posted by: Stephen of Boronia
Actually his insurance or Ambulance subscription will pay for the bulk of it. Does that make you feel better? Will that make your usless life anymore fulfilled you fucking stupid cunt?
How many would they send to find you and me? Certainly not 80+
Posted by: Simon of Ballarat 5:15pm today
If it were you lost out there quite frankly I hope all they send out for you is a St Bernard that goes apeshit like Cujo and rapes your arse before eating you alive you fucking idiot. But sadly if you do get lost and there happens to be someone on this fucked up earth that misses you, like say your favourite prostitute, then yes it’s a good bet they will send 80-plus people out to find you – unless of course they know who you are. If they did they’d probably pretend their pager batteries were flat and went on living their lives giving no thought to you as you froze to death, except save for a wry smile as they went to sleep. Cunt!
I wonder lf l got lost would they send out the army for me? Somehow l don’t think so. Two sets of standards. Anyway anyone with any brains knew that the weather last weekend was going to be bad,and lf you had any common sense going up to Mount FeatherTop would be a really stupid thing to do. This man is suppose to make important decissions on our behalf, well well we are in this State is in a bad way.
Posted by: Libby of Northeast Victoria 4:59pm today
See above, you stupid tunnel-cunted slut! What sort of cynical Liberal loving fucking idiot are you? And how do you link this to his political career and say it’s symbolic of his inability to represent us as a minister – it’s not like he fucked a 26-year-old shiela on his couch behind his girlfriend’s back. If anything you can say that he has the ability to act calm in a dire situation and count on all his training and experience.
So fuck off!
One has to wonder if anybody in the State Government (are you listening, Mr. Brumby) might start to consider the value of our emergency-service workers now … probably not … they’d rather waste money on advertisements and the Grand Prix!
Posted by: Ralphe Neill of Albert Park 5:13pm today
Oh fuck me a Save Albert Park person (remember them?) doing what they do best; linking totally unrelated issues to their long-lost battle to stop the Grand fucking Prix. Go and get your head fucked by a front-end loader; fucking yellow ribbon wearing cunt.
Well done to the team who worked so hard to rescue Mr Holding and I hope he makes a full recovery however, I hope he regains his memory pretty quickly because he obviously didn’t recognize his girlfriend. He reminds me of the political party he represents , lost in the fog and only getting through on luck.
Posted by: chris of melbourne 3:35pm today
What do you mean he didn’t recognise his girlfriend? How the fuck do you know shit head? And you talk about the Labor Party being lost in the fog when most voters don’t even know who that bloke who leads the Victorian Liberal Party even is? What is it with Liberal voters and cunt?
How inept are the SES, police, searchers, etc? A media helicopter found him when they couldn’t.
Posted by: Darren of South Morang 3:29pm today
Oh aren’t you fucking clever? You’re the sort of cunt who goes on about what a great country we are because of volunteers like the CFA and the SES, yet you mock such people because the only volunteer work you’ve ever done is agree to drive drunk to the bottle shop at a mate’s barbecue. This country could be great if not for the smart arse flotsam like you. I wish there was a way police and SES people can tell a cunt from a decent person because of they did they wouldn’t have to bother with their time trying to help you if ever you, and I hope you do, get in serious shit. I hope one day, when you die lying in a pool of your own blood, shit and vomit the only service that comes to your aid is Mr Whippy who decides at the last minute to turn around and give free ice creams to Somali kids, who you probably hate like the right-wing cunt you are.
So who is going to pay for the rescue effort? 3 days @ $50K per day = $150K.
Posted by: Vic Citizen 2:37pm today
The tax payers Vic. The same people who helped fund your education and made you so good at maths and being a cunt. Maybe you can solve this equation. If I had 25 rounds in the magazine of my SLR rifle and shot 25 fucktards like you at a rate of one every 1.3 seconds. How long would it take me to make the world a slightly better place?
As an ambo, I would think that the use of transporting this person would be contrary to Ambulance Victoria policy. Come on Grover – lift your game Posted by: Hidden Ambo 4:25pm today
You’re not an ambo’s cunt! Cunt! If you were you’d be aware of delayed reactions of shock and hypothermia.
Could he have been more cold with his parents and partner… once a pollie always a pollie!
Posted by: laura 2:23pm today
Fuck off you miserable fucken slag! You don’t know how he was feeling. He was in reasonably good shape and knew he was going to be rescued so it’s not like he never thought he’d see them again. As a former Army Reserve Commando he would have endured worse at bivouacs. He was probably very embarrassed for the predicament he got himself in while being aware of all the cameras that were on him. So how about shutting the fuck up because you add nothing to this subject or life in general.
I heard his phone went flat? I bet he has an iPhone, those things have a garbage battery! (I have one, so i know). I was joking with a mate weeks ago that one day the iPhone will cost someone their life… glad it didn’t though!!!!
Posted by: Shane of Melbourne 10:21am today
Finally some cunt who’s talking sense!
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