Posted by clubwah on February 13, 2008
Monster House
Nine
Tuesdays, 7.30pm (but probably not for long)
What is it? Like Candid Camera, but about as funny as the 25-year Indonesian occupation of Timor Leste.
First impressions: This show should be called Monster Turd - the big fuck off Chiko Roll looking stonkers that take four flushes to get rid of.
Verdict: This one hour of fuck-tardery actually makes Comedy Inc look like The Fast Show. The main characters are about as likable as cancer, the audience laughter sounds like it was elicited by the Gestapo and the plots, which attempt to make fools of unsuspecting people, suck harder than than a Dyson upright. I hate this.
Rating: Get fucked Channel Nine
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Posted by clubwah on January 24, 2008
Cate Blanchett better start practicing her Academy Award acceptance speech because Club Wah can reveal that she has won the 2008 Best Actress Oscar.
How do we know this? It’s obvious, if you look at Clause 2.3.4 in the Official Rules of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences pertaining to Academy Award voting states that: “In voting for all award categories for actors and actresses, preference will be given to any actor who extends themselves playing the following roles:
- People with disabilities, especially retards, dummies and anyone who’s a bit mental.
It’s worth noting here that while Leonardo DiCaprio was nominated for a Best Supporting Oscar for his role as Arnie Grape in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, it was decided not to give him the award because he did not have to extend himself.
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Posted by clubwah on January 8, 2008
I’m old, but I don’t have grandchildren so I say this for the first time - let me tell you about the time I met a real live Miss Universe, albeit a former one at the time.
I was working on a lifestyle magazine in Melbourne, Australia and it was decided we do a story on Jennifer Hawkins, who since finishing her term as Miss Universe had began a very succuessful career in media and the fashion industry.
I was given the job to interview the former cheerleader, and convinced no one when pretending that it was just another interview.
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Posted in Entertainment | Tagged: Celebrities, Jennifer Hawkins, Miss Universe, interviews, journalism, Melbourne, Australia, Grease, celebrity, fashion, model, Entertainment, people | 1 Comment »
