Oscars Exclusive - Blanchett wins Best Actress

 

Cate Blanchett better start practicing her Academy Award acceptance speech because Club Wah can reveal that she has won the 2008 Best Actress Oscar.

How do we know this? It’s obvious, if you look at Clause 2.3.4 in the Official Rules of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences pertaining to Academy Award voting states that: “In voting for all award categories for actors and actresses, preference will be given to any actor who extends themselves playing the following roles:

- People with disabilities, especially retards, dummies and anyone who’s a bit mental. 
It’s worth noting here that while Leonardo DiCaprio was nominated for a Best Supporting Oscar for his role as Arnie Grape in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, it was decided not to give him the award because he did not have to extend himself.

Miss Universe and Me

I’m old, but I don’t have grandchildren so I say this for the first time - let me tell you about the time I met a real live Miss Universe, albeit a former one at the time.

I was working on a lifestyle magazine in Melbourne, Australia and it was decided we do a story on Jennifer Hawkins, who since finishing her term as Miss Universe had began a very succuessful career in media and the fashion industry.

I was given the job to interview the former cheerleader, and convinced no one when pretending that it was just another interview.