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The economy - we’re never happy

Posted by clubwah on August 1, 2008

Why is it we’re suffering through higher interest rates because the Reserve Bank things we’re spending too much and leading to higher inflation - yet when we stop spending and retail spending goes down thus stemming the inflationary tide, everyone starts shitting themselves?

Surely the fact that Harvey Normal is suffering a downturn was the fucking point of the interest rate hike, so why then is everyone blaming Kevin Rudd and coming out with scenarious of gloom and fucking doom?

Fuck economists, fuck business journalists and fuck Harvey Norman.

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Liberal leadership - what sort of question is that?

Posted by clubwah on July 29, 2008

The latest Newspoll shows spineless former federal treasurer Peter Costello is by the far the most popular choice for the thankless task of Opposition Leader. Costello was found to be less shit that Malcom Turnbull who was only a little less hated than Brendan Nelson.

What’s the point of asking who the preferred opposition leader is when Labor still holds a 14-point lead of the Coalition and Kevin Rudd’s approval rating as preferred prime minister is still up around 60 per cent. Such questions remind me of my school days when we posed dilemmas like - would you rather be blind or deaf?

Which is why Newspoll should have asked callers about which other of two evils they prefer. I mean if you’re going to ask which cunt do people prefer to lead the Liberal Party, you might as well ask:

  • Would you rather be kicked in the left nut, or right nut?
  • Would you rather have gay sex with Fred Flintstone or Barney Rubble?
  • Would you rather be caught eating your snot or ear wax?
  • Burn or drown?
  • Do you prefer Kyle and Jackie O on radio or TV?
  • Would you rather step in shit or vomit?
  • Do you prefer Starbucks or Gloria Jeans?
  • Who is the more credible columnist, Andrew Bolt or Timmeh Blair?
  • Would you rather live in Adelaide or Hobart?
  • Westlife or Take That?
  • Would you prefer farmers to be fucked by Coles or Woolworths?
  • Should Channel 10 show Friends or The Nanny?

I think you get my drift. What useless, no-win dilemmas would you pose?

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Liberal fear mongers pwned

Posted by clubwah on July 25, 2008

Condi's Alexander Downer impersonations had the Smiths in raptures.

Condi's Alexander Downer impersonations had the Smiths in raptures.

Pictures of US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice having a cuppa with Foreign Minister Stephen Smith and his parents in Perth during a “personal” trip she made to the West Australian capital remind me of the scare campaigns John Howard, his cronies and the fucktardish likes of Bolt, Timmeh and the Fat Cunt orchestrated during the election campaign.

If anything the alliance with the US is stronger under the Rudd Government than it was under Howard, despite the fact that apart from a silly salute, Rudd hasn’t had his head up George W Bush’s arse.

Personal friendships aside Smith’s close ties with Rice are a good thing for Australia as she will no doubt continue to have a powerful presence in US affairs whichever candidate wins the US Presidential election.

So far that looks like being Barack Obama, which would have made the Australian-US Alliance rather interesting considering Howard’s embarrassing swipe at Obama on his preference for US troops to withdraw from Iraq, and Obama’s subesequent pwning of Howard.

The fact that the Rudd Government has maintained close ties with the US while sticking to its guns on Iraq and being critical of our allies in Afghanistan, shows that Australia can have a meaningful alliance with the US, and engage in international affairs on its own terms.

It also exposes the myth that a Liberal Government has the monopoly on national security.

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Anti-desal protestors should speak for themselves

Posted by clubwah on July 15, 2008

I like the idea of a desalination plant. If Dubai can lush green golf courses I’d like to be able to grow a few square metres of lawn and not have to replace dead plants every spring, without fear of breaking the law. I also want to have 10 minute showers and enjoy the lovely sound of sprinklers on a warm summer’s night. 

And while I sympathise a little bit with the NIMBY’s in South Gippsland who don’t want the plant built in the Wonthaggi area, I take issue with the name of their protest group “Your Water, Your Say”.

OK it is my water, and I say build the fucking desal plant!

I think “Our region, our say” would be a far more appropriate name. Or, if I was being more cynical, “Our property values, our say”.

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That old “Mandela was a terrorist” chestnut rears it’s ugly head again

Posted by clubwah on July 11, 2008

A disappointingly simplistic opinion piece was published in The Australian today by author Alan Gold who is described as an “a delegate to the UN World Conference Against Racism in Durban, South Africa” to give him some sort of credibility over a subject he seems to know sod all about.

Gold writes of his bemusement that the world would celebrate the 90th birthday of Nelson Mandela and how world leaders and the rich and famous all make a bee-line to be seen anywhere near him.

He writes, “what the congregation rocking in Hyde Park probably didn’t know was that long before most of them were born, Mandela was one of the leaders of the African National Congress, who created an armed wing called the Umkhonto we Sizwe or Spear of the Nation, which was dedicated to bombing civilian, industrial, military and government targets.

“South Africa’s Truth and Reconciliation Commission has accused it of torture and executions without due process.”

Gold seems to have attended the Andrew Bolt school of opinion writing where you present so-called facts by hiding the whole truth. What he doesn’t say is that Mandela and his fellow ANC founders and lawyers such as Oliver Tambo worked as hard as they could to use the South African legal system to fight Apartheid, only for blacks to lose all their rights to due legal process.

It was only as a last resort, when all the hurdles meant that even to speak out meant jail, did the ANC embark on a campaign of civil disobedience, with option that would resort to terrorism against structural targets - and not specifically aimed at killing people.

Gold also fails to mention that the torture and executions associated with the ANC mostly happened many years after Mandela was incarcerated.

He also says this: “But before Mandela is accorded the same Mahatma status as Gandhi, who peacefully reclaimed India from the British and a man whom Mandela says was his guiding light and inspiration, it’s important to examine his record as a freedom fighter. What it shows is that like so many black Africans fighting the evil of apartheid or colonialism, he has a record of advocating and condoning violence.”

Again, Mandela only ever condoned violence as a last resort, and only after the white government denied the ANC of all possible political and legal avenues, people were jailed without trial and teenagers were being shot in the back for protesting.

Gold continues: “During his presidency of South Africa, he deliberately courted leaders of nations who abuse the human rights of their citizens.”

Shit, and no Australian or Westen government has ever done this? 

And more bullshit from Gold: “It’s by examining his often overlooked past that Mandela is revealed as anything but a saint. And it’s all too tempting to forgive him and his colleagues their excesses because they were fighting a brutal and oppressive white racist regime that treated blacks as subhuman.”

Yes, which is why when he did came to power the first thing Mandela did was create “the rainbow nation” and embraced the white South Africans, knowing that turning the tables of them would have resulted in South Africa becoming a bigger basket case than Zimbabwe is today.

Gold concludes, “It’s a pity that so few people looked beyond the iconic image when he emerged from incarceration and questioned Mandela’s actions and principles. If they had they done so, it’s likely that his 90th birthday flock would have been much smaller.”

What Gold fails to realise is the reason that Mandela is so revered is for his capacity for forgiveness, and his ability to look forward in the interests of peace rather than look back through vengeance. But then when you’re willing to look back and bend the truth this is probably a very difficult concept to understand.

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Who do I have to fuck to get broadband?

Posted by clubwah on July 9, 2008

A move of house within the same suburb has highlighted what a cluster fuck Australia’s broadband internet service is.

I live in a rapidly growing area but no one has told Tesltra this, which means our phone and piss poor ADSL service comes from an exchange which has barely been expanded since the days of Bakelite phones and switchboard operators named Mavis.

I called Optus, who I have had an internet account with for several years. who told me they won’t move my ADSL account to my new address unless I have my phone account with Optus. I politely told them go forth and masturbate with a liberal amount of Jif in their hands.

I then signed up with a smaller company on a friend’s recommendation - they are excellent. Brilliant customer service which does not require plenty of pushing of buttons or an electronic voice telling you to say why you’re calling - “I’m calling to speak to an operator you smarmy digital bitch. Just put me through and fuck off!” - why the fuck does Optus have a special phone number for internet services only to put the caller through a range of options including all their phone services. WHY?

Sadly my potential new ISP told that there are no spare ADSL lines for me to connect to, because (and this wasn’t there words but hey I could read between the lines) Telstra are slack cunts. And we’re not even talking about ADSL2 here, just your bog standard broadband run by a clapped out hamster running like fuck on a wheel.

I bet people in Burma have less trouble getting Broadband then we do. And I bet they get faster speeds. And I bet in Zimbabwe you don’t have to pay at least $65 per month for a Broadband plan that allows you to do more than look at websites without going over the piss poor download limit.

Optus said they could offer me wireless broadband, which requires a $300 set up fee, a $5 monthly rental on the wireless modem and 89 fucking bucks for a decent download limit. Yeah, right! If I want to get fucked up the arse I’ll go to the toilets at Footscray Park thank you very much.

This is a national disgrace - imagine I needed the internet for a small business. John Howard and that big haired bitch Helen Coonan should be charged with treason for allowing our country to become the broadband laughing stock of the world.

OK, so the Poms are shit at sport, but in the UK you can get speeds of 28mbps and unlimited downloads for pretty much fuck all. 

I hate Australia.

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Who’ll take credit for trade surplus?

Posted by clubwah on July 3, 2008

The Australian reports Australia has broken broke a five-year run of trade deficits in April, recording its first surplus since March 2002.

The impact of the commodities boom and an improvement in rural exports fuelled by an easing of drought conditions briefly propelled the national trading performance into the black.

Figures released today by the Australian Bureau of Statistics show Australia recorded a trade surplus of $12 million in April but slipped back into the red in May - partly as a result of the spike in international oil prices.

This is good news for the Rudd Government and I eagerly await Andrew Bolt’s column praising it for making the most of the high Australian dollar and it’s work in slowing inflation which puts the brakes on imports.

I also await Brendan Nelson’s praise. I mean he’s quick to sink the boot in on petrol prices and interest rates with Rudd being in power for just six months - so why not give credit when it’s due. And I’m sure Brendan Nelson wouldn’t even think to claim credit on behalf of the Howard Government for this turnaround in the trade surplus.

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I have a conspiracy theory on high oil prices

Posted by clubwah on July 3, 2008

As the world, not just Australian working families, groans under the weight of high oil prices, government around the world are looking to introduce emission trading schemes to combat climate change.

Despite not really understanding what emissions trading, most Australians think it’s a good idea, but at the same time don;t want to pay more for petrol. With talk that fuel could cost up to 30 cents more, in Australia’s case under carbon trading, people are thinking of the prospect of paying $2, because they are adding that feared 30-cent impact to today’s highs of around $1.70.

So here’s my conspiracy theory, remembering the high price of oil is all about speculation and not supply or an oil shortage - is there a worldwide effort to hike the price of oil every time someone farts in Iran to make us (in Australia’s case) used to paying $1.70 per litre? This way, when petrol does go back down to reasonable levels, tacking 30c onto a $1.40 per litlre won’t have a bad an impact, which is less damaging politically, and can help combat climate change.

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