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Posted by clubwah on April 22, 2009
Look at this picture of asylum seekers playing soccer on Christmas Island. What the hell is going on here? Why are they having fun when Australians are going to work to pay taxes everyday. They can’t be real refugees if they are happy.
And look at how well dressed they are. Goodness me that woman is even wearing nice sunglasses. Did my taxpayer dollars go to those sunglasses or are they hers? Surely if she can afford nice sunglasses she can’t be a real refugee. And what sort of woman plays soccer with her daugters after risking their life by setting fire to a boat and throwing them overboard?
Have they thought that while they are having fun playing soccer (not AFL or League) that Australian soldiers are fighting in Afghanistan for them. Neil Mitchell on 3AW said they eat better than our soldiers fighting their war. This is an outrage. How dare they eat. And I bet we have to cook them their kind of food – if they don’t like bacon or Vegemite they should go back to where they came from. We decide who comes here and eats our food.
I hear that these illegals have to be guarded when they play soccer. How much does that cost us taxpayers. If they want to play soccer why don’t they go back to where they came from. I’m sure they play soccer there. And who paid for the soccer ball, not us taxpayers I hope?
My pitiful life would really be better if the we sent them back – hell we should put them on a boat and give them two days to leave Australian waters. If they don’t get out on time the Navy can use them as target practice. And make sure they put the people who were injured in the explosion on board with them. How dare they get medical treatment when Australian taxpayers are dying because they are refused treatment.
I’m over this, I really am. I’m sick of asylum seeker stories on Today Tonight, I want more stories about fat women who lost weight and got rich selling fat-reducing creams on eBay and have written a book about it.
I want these potential terrorists out, what next will they want the Baby Bonus and Krudd’s $900 - that is our right? This country is going to hell and soon we’ll all be talking Muslim.
I hope the Herald Sun publishes my comment.
Scott said
Very excellent, Wah.
Andy R said
Very true. Look at them! They’ve all got intact limbs! We want all our asylum seekers (translation: refugee cunts) to be subservient, endlessly pleading malnourished savages with shining tears of gratitude running down their grubby emaciated faces. Then we can feel much better about ourselves and watch ACA with our black hearts pumped full of self worth and benevolence.
As soon as they start to smile, shoot them.
Ray Dixon (Bright) said
The sad part is Wah, that if you sent that comment to the HS they probably wouldn’t even get the irony of it. Nor would a lot of readers. Yep, you could make a lot of money as a sort-of reverse ‘Johnny Lee Clary’ of politics. The reformed lefty turned rightist racist. You could start a ‘ministry of hate’ and go on tour.
Jeremy said
Dickheads: pwned.
Nicely done, Wah.
Toaf said
Good one, Wah.
Bron said
Nice work.
clubwah said
Ha! If someone came across this post via Goggle and read it and all your “nice work” responses they’d think we were a bunch of sicko rightard AWH freaks.
Andy R said
If Andrew Bolt quotes you in his next hate-filled article, I’m sending you ten bucks
Reuben said
Fantastic rant as usual, Wah.
Johnny Lee Clary said
If someone came across this post via Goggle and read it and all your “nice work” responses they’d think we were a bunch of sicko rightard AWH freaks.
You are a liar and a fraud Club Wah. You don’t believe in God, but that’s your choice. You want these boat people, these poor innocent (but rather dark-skinned) Afghans to suffer the things that the niggers suffered when I was the KKK head honcho, don’t you? You’re a bogan!
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michelle said
I suppose it was ok.
Johnny Lee Clary said
I want everyone to know that I did not post the above racist comment and if you click on where it says Johnny Lee Clary said….you will see where it was posted by Ray Dixon and not me. This Ray Dixon guy is a sick mentally disturbed individual. What he is doing is illegal and he is soon going to find himself paying court costs and solicitors fees if he keeps it up.
clubwah said
I think Ray’s picture in that post was a bit of a giveaway, which is why I left it.
Bron said
And it was clearly a joke. No one was ever going to take it seriously.
Seriously, harden the fuck up!
Ray Dixon (Bright) said
It’s called parody. Besides, he’s had his right of rebutall.
Ray Dixon (Bright) said
I should add, it’s your site, Wah, so if you’d rather delete my attempt at humour that’s fine by me. In light of some unrelated but similar events elsewhere it might be prudent. My apologies (to you).
Anonymous said
all of asylum seekers is not like that women who play soccer but that women have right to play soccer because asylum seekers in there country they have not freedom the big cause is here now see i am 16 year old asylum seeker from afghanistan in jail in imigration we want right from whole world it is not human rights to put one child in jail in imigration in indonesia in our country we have no freedom the big cause we become asylum seekers because we have no freedom
asad ullah said
all of asylum seekers is not like that women who play soccer but that women have right to play soccer because asylum seekers in there country they have not freedom the big cause is here now see i am 16 year old asylum seeker from afghanistan in jail in imigration we want right from whole world it is not human rights to put one child in jail in imigration in indonesia in our country we have no freedom the big cause we become asylum seekers because we have no freedom .
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SCART said
Well said. If the people that come here on boats looking for asylum were white yanks or poms running from a natural disaster or persecution we’d be falling over ourselves to welcome them. The fuckin hypocrisy makes me want to puke