iHate Apple Mac wankers

Why is it that some giant American/multi-national corporations are hated, while others are seen as cool and hip and couldn’t do more good for the world even if the almighty Jesus Christ himself were CEO.

For example everyone hates Microsoft, yet name a computer which does not run any Microsoft software or applications (Hollywood movies not included). All the people who hate Microsoft and blog or comment about their disdain online are able to because Microsoft products allow them – they don’t see the irony.

And McDonalds, a huge company that brings joy to children around the world and contributes the employment of millions of young people, who would otherwise have to turn to prostitution to support their studies, is the first place to get trashed when unwashed students protest at economic forums.

And then we have Apple, which supplies very good, but way overpriced products that aren’t compatible to anything and require the purchase of expensive specialist software and applications – yet it is coveted my some people in ways that make necrophila look slightly normal.

Why is Apple loved? If Apple made an iCar it would look nice. But it would cost more than a Lexus, you could only fill it up at specialist fuel stations, and instead of a steering wheel there would be a new control mechanism that offers no improvement on the tried and tested except that it looks cool.

I ask you, who but a fuckwit would by such a car?

Mac nerds that’s who, people who happily spruik a product they’ve paid way too much for under the mistaken belief that rest of us give a fucking shit.

These iCunts will often disrupt important social discussion like, whose the hottest cartoon character wife (Family Guy’s Lois, though Wilma Flintstone is a hottie) to tell us all about their new 3.06 Ghz iMac with Intel Core 2 Duo processors running OS X, which they use to download podcasts of Apple boss Steve (Big) Jobs talking absolute shit about a future wrapped in white plastic.

I bet you know such a person, thus were not surprised to see people queuing up a day before a new Apple Store in Sydney opened it’s smug fucking doors.

Why, in the name of all that is fucking holy on this rapidly dying planet, do grown men feel the need to line up overnight in the cold to be the first to enter a shop dedicated to Apple products?

What went wrong in their lives that they would endure discomfort to be the first people to walk into a fucking shop that anyone of us can walk into moments after they do – is it because their Real Doll is out being cleaned and repaired and they need to wank over something else?

Who are these people that do this? Tell them I hate them!