Fuck the rich pandas
Posted by clubwah on May 14, 2008
A colleague sent me an email, about the Opposition’s Budget response, which is quite funny. I have omitted the original sendee’s name deliberately.
So, you are the former finance minister of this country. The party you loathe is now in government and they release their first federal budget in 13 years. You’re midway through the following day’s news cycle and with your team of intrepid and dedicated staff you’ve pored through the bazillion pages of economic data forecasts seeking some skerrick of information that casts the new treasurer in a bad light.
And you come up with this:
May 14, 2008 at 1:21 pm
But do the pandas make over $150,000 a year ?
May 14, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Yes. However because of their lacklustre breeding habits they should get the baby bonus to encourage breeding.
May 14, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Are panda cubs created more equal than others, though?
May 14, 2008 at 7:26 pm
that makes me a sad panda
lord downer wont be ammused
May 14, 2008 at 10:01 pm
The other one the opposition came up with is the phrase “Rudd is punishing people he doesn’t like”, in regards to means testing rich people.
Nelson should just say Rudd doen’t like his wife.