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Let’s get some perspective back in the news

Posted by clubwah on May 30, 2008

News stories getting way too much more attention than they deserve

Anything to do with Merlbourne underworld and Underbelly 
Fuel prices/Fuel Watch
Sam Newsman/Footy Show and women
Bill Henson’s child “art”
Stabbing death of a Harry Potter movie bit part actor in London
The mole who reckons she was Wayne Carey’s girlfriend
Mercedes Corby defamation trial
Sex and the City movie

News stories not getting the attention they deserve

Camden racists
Burma - cyclone aftermath and expanded Aung San Suu Kyi detention
Mars Phoenix mission
International fuel and food prices
Lindsay Lohan going lesso
Newly discovered Amazon tribe
Alan Bond back on the rich list after lying to courtsd and crediters
Two thirds of Melbourne’s elite private schools overfunded
Casey Dellacqua kicking arse in the French Open
Matthew Hayden’s injury and possible retirement
The fate of the Brazilian “balloon” priest
ANZ pullout of Gunns pulp mill funding (as compared to ANZ pull out of Footy Show advertising)
The new Australian Top Gear hosts (lucky bastards)
Foreign companies trying to buy Australian energy companies

Please feel free to  debate these or add more either way.

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Out of the mouths of Camden’s fools

Posted by clubwah on May 28, 2008

Last night Lateline showed the folk of Camden filing in and out of the council meeting which endorsed their totally racist rejection of an application to build an Islamic school on “planning grounds”. I haven’t been so sickened watching Lateline since Peter Reith was a minister.

I could embark on one of my vitriolic missives about how John Howard made this kind of bigotry acceptable and shoot holes in these fucking bastard’s arguments, but I reckon I might let the people of Camden do it themselves. Here are some choice quotes which prove that democracy isn’t always a good thing when in the hands of the stupid.

Resident Kate McCulloch (pictured above): “We just don’t want Muslim people in Camden.
“We don’t want them not only here, we don’t want them in Australia. They’re an oppressive society, they’re a dictatorship.”

Kate McCulloch again: “The ones that come here oppress our society, they take our welfare and they don’t want to accept our way of life.”

Anon resident: ”It’s not for racist [reasons], just all the crime and stuff that other foreign people bring into the town.”

Camden Resident’s Group member on being asked why she’s weating an Australian flag: “Why shouldn’t I be? Why is Channel 2 against Australia?”

Another Camden Residents Group member: “My kids can’t read Islamic, how are they going to go to that school? It’s all crap, next thing there will be a mosque, then there will be the little town that comes with it. It’s not appropriate for the area at all.”

Radio caller: “If it [the school] gets approved, every ragger ["raghead"] that walks up the street is going to get smashed up the arse by about 30 Aussies.”

And this says it all:

Cambden Residents Group:”Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, oi, oi!”

Sources: ABC.net, Lateline, Sydney Morning Herald, BBC News, The Independent

 

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How the mighty have turned into a bunch of nitpicking arseholes

Posted by clubwah on May 27, 2008

The Liberals have gone to town on Prime Minister Kevin Rudd for employing a personal assistant who travels with him and a housekeeper at The Lodge whose duties include looking after the Rudd’s 14-year-old son when they are away on official business - the wages of who the Rudd’s pay 60 per cent.

In a cynical ploy to cash in on the angst of voters doing it tough because of the rising cost of living, the Liberals are condemning the prime minister for his apparent largesse.

A senator who I have never heard of, but instantly presents himself as a fucktard of the highest order, Senator Michael Ronaldson, told the Senate Estimates Hearing: “So here we are at a stage in this country where petrol is $1.60 a litre, and here we have Jeeves, whose position as a travelling assistant to the Prime Minister is travelling around the country putting out clothes for the Prime Minister in the morning.”

And enter Dr Brendan Nelson, who, flushed with the first thing that can be considered success in his pitiful six months as opposition leader, said in Parliament: “The Prime Minister says to Australian families, ‘We’ve done everything we physically can to provide additional help to Australians’ - in other words ‘Get out of my way, I want to get in my long white car, I want to have these people look after me’.”

Surely Mr Nelson it’s time to stop patronising the general public and using us to score a rare point over the government.

Why don’t you stop using your own big white car, give up your electorate and parliamentary staff, get paid on a performance basis (which should be fuck all) and give up the generous parliamentary superannuation which you’ll be claiming long after petrol prices send many of the people you pretend to represent to the wall.

And while you’re at it fuck head, why don’t you look back six months and see how many staff were required to run both The Lodge and Kirribilli because of John Howard’s ridiculously self-indulgent decision to stay living in Sydney at our expense.

You talk about fuel and long white cars, well how much fuel was used so Mr fucking Howard could go home to his harbour view every night - try $7500 for the RAAF VIP jet to fly him to Sydney, and another $7500 to return to its base empty. And what about the Canbearra-based public servants who had to be flown to Sydney with the Prime Minister?

And you worry about the cost of employing a so-called butler and housekeeper?

Dr Nelson if you’re going to start trying to score cheap political points, try making sure non of the shit sticks you first, fuckwit.

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Liberals continue their war against the ABC

Posted by clubwah on May 27, 2008

Rather than accept they’re just a pack of cunts, the Liberal Party continues to allege acts of bias against them by the ABC.

When they were in power the Liberals often alleged bias against them whenever the national broadcaster ran a story that was critical against the Howard Government.

Yet, despite all their posturing and carrying on like pork chops, and independent report has found that 96 per cent of reports on ABC radio current affairs programs including AM, PM and The Word Today were accurate.

Alleged acts of bias led to John Howard appointing three noted public critics to the ABC board namely Janet Albrechtsen (bias is OK if it’s in the Liberal’s favour), Keith Windshuttle and Ron Brunton.

Howard is gone now, the ABC has been vindicated but that doesn’t stop the Libs from alleging bias against them by the ABC, as though the shit they have got themselves in is somehow the broadcasters fault.

Today it was reported that ABC managing director Mark Scott has had to continue defending the ABC about trivial matters raised by state and federal Liberal politicians, including a friendly joke made by Geraldine Doogue to Kevin Rudd at the start of the 20-20 Summit.

It’s time Liberal Party politicians got over themselves and realised that any criticism directed their way is totally self-inclicted. Instead of shooting the messenger it might be time for them to turn the guns on themselves.

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Let’s stop being so inward looking at global fuel price rises

Posted by clubwah on May 27, 2008

It’s time Australians realised that rising fuel prices are not a local phenomena which can be controlled by governments of either persuasion.  Here are a selection of news stories from around the world, which shows that for all there talk, there is fuck all governments of either persuasion can do to keep the cost of petrol down.

United Kingdom
Hauliers to protest at fuel costs

Indonesia
President postpones Europe trip over protests over fuel price hike

United States
Because of fuel prices, business are forced to pass costs on
Soaring prices take a withering toll on truckers
$4 real? No holiday in sight for gas prices

Sri Lanka
Sri Lanka raises fuel prices

Russia
Drivers seethe as gas prices climb

Canada
Alberta NDP leader to call emergency debate on soaring gas prices
High gas prices alter driving habits

Malaysia
Oil price casting a long shadow

Bulgaria
Countrywide protests against high fuel prices go up to European level

Tanzania
High food, fuel prices worry president

Fiji
Fuel prices up

France
French fishermen opt to extend protest over fuel

Philippines
Independent LPG firms to hike cooking gas prices

I could go on.

Australia is not the only country enduring high profiles prices, and it’s time for the government and opposition to stop providing false hope about fuel prices, as well as the many variable in the economy that are at the mercy of global forces.

It’s a myth that, apart from dropping taxes and excise, that anything can be done to decrease the prices of petrol until the wholesale barrel prices go down. 

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Expect a fat surge in xenophopia

Posted by clubwah on May 27, 2008

Piers Akerman seized on comments made by The Australian’s Paul Kelly on The Insiders this week about the “politics of grievance” caused by rising inflation, food and fuel prices.

Akerman said this this grievance will be enhanced by the Rudd Government’s decision to allow more unskilled migrants into the country, to help stem Australia’s labour shortage.

Of course he had to mention that most of these people won’t speak English and crapped on about assimilation and all the other things that give Australia’s rednecks an excuse to justify their bigotry.

Akerman, who wrote a blog about this  a few days earlier, but failed to mention this on The Insiders, pretends that he has observed such issues becoming a concern in the community because he is too gutless say he is personally against unskilled migrants.

Of course he could criticise such views, but instead trawls the internet to find anyone who agrees with them, and of course him - preferably from the “the Left” side of politics.  

Enter the far Left of the Union movement, which Ackerman says is proof that this is a growing grass roots issue even amongst Labor supporters.

Fortunately Sydney Morning Herald columnist David Maher was on hand to question Akerman’s motives and to remind him that the far left of the union movement has always opposed skilled and unskilled migration on the basis that it could cost Australians their jobs. 

This is stupid policy.

The unions need to get into the 21st century and realise there is an acute labour shortage and that more workers are needed to keep productivity going and to stop companies using the lack of labour as an excuse to go off shore.

Instead of pandering to racism the union movement should see migrant workers as potential union members and treat them with respect and drop the whole Aussie macho bullshit that has always seen migrants marginalised throughout the workforce.

The union should also ensure that all migrant workers are paid award wages so their employment would be based on need, and not because they are cheaper to employ. New Zealand has done this so even guest workers from Pacific nations are paid the same as locals, which means they are there to bolster, not replace local workers.

Indeed this was also the case with the Snowy Mountains Hydro Scheme, which brought thousands of workers to Australia from more than 30 countries and is as famous for it’s success in kick starting multi-culturalism in Australia as it was an engineering milestone.

Of course there should be debate about the need to increase the migrant intake, but I fear the likes of Akermen will turn it into an exercise in racism, fear and loathing that detract from the real issues and play into the conservatives’ hands.

I will resign my union membership if so much as one union leader, from any union, plays ball with this fat fuck on this issue.

 

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Herald Sun’s nasty Eurovision spoiler (safe to view)

Posted by clubwah on May 25, 2008

What were the online editors at Heraldsun.com.au thinking by splashing a headline declaring the winner of the Eurovision song contest, hours before it was to be shown on Australian television?

Pic censored by Club Wah

The Age online showed it can be reported in a way that doesn’t spoil the result for the few who take it seriously and the many who have a lot of fun with it and boo at the ridiculous voting system. The beauty of online journalism is you can hide things behind a hyperlink.

For the Herald Sun website to reveal the result in a way where you could not avoid it shows either sheer stupidity, ignorance or simple mean spiritness.

If you want to know who won, click here.

 

 

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Sour Grapes

Posted by clubwah on May 24, 2008

Yes, smile you toothless cunt!
You won’t be when you have to choose between eating and paying for petrol!

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