Time to out some racist fucktards

I remember once throwing my absolute guts out after a night on the beers, Southern Comfort and 13 shots of Tequila with dangerous amounts of Tabasco sauce to the point that I could have sworn that I was blowing chunks through my tear ducts. As I lay in a laneway in the wee hours, attracting dew, I heard a group of people coming and begged them to kick the shit out of me to end the pain. They kindly took me back to my friends and as I wiped the bile off my face to look as presentable as I could I vowed then and fucking there to never, ever drink again.

The next day I drank half a slab watching the Grand Prix.

It’s like this with the Herald Sun web site comments section - which is binge drinking from a cask of Fruity Lexia for the mind and sees you mentally spewing out bile in return, which is the mind’s way of rejecting this shit without doing permanent damage - with the added bonus of feeling pretty good once you’ve let it all out. And while you vow never to read them again, you do.

So here I am now cracking open some Herald Sun comment and skulling it down on an empty stomach ready to see what comes up. WARNING LANGUAGE MAY OFFEND

The topic? The taxi driver protest in Melbourne. To be fair, a lot of people were sympathetic to the driver’s concerns and worried about their safety and the racial abuse they cop every night. Sadly not everyone shared this opinion.

 Its bad enough I lost my job to an overseas worker willing to work for under $10 an hour (true story) But get real what do these cab drivers want a police escort to ride gunshot with them Its not the fault of the police as to what happened ,no amount of policing could have stopped this random attack. Driving a taxi is your choice if you believe its too dangerous dont do it.
Posted by: Scarletinfidel of Melbourne 10:27am today

No, they don’t want a police escort you fucking “theytukarjarbs”dip shit. What they do want is police to respond when they feel threatened and to treat anyone who fucks of without paying a fare as a thief. This random attack you speak of has a young man in a coma and is one of 400 violent attacks in a year, including one which left another young student dead. You say to them not to do it if they think it’s dangerous as though they enjoy driving around at 4am being abused by drunken shitheads and wondering which one of these cunts will be the one that pulls the knife. What other job would tolerate such violence?

I hate you. If you have a dog I hate it. I’m glad you lost your job. I hope you also lost your happiness and your soul you stupid cunt.

Please don¿t forget the men and women of our police, fire, ambulance and defense forces that are putting their lives at risk every day they go to work¿ you don¿t see them protesting.
Posted by: Anthony of Nunawading 10:27am today
Comment 29 of 241

Actually you do see emergency workers protesting and unlike the poor cabbies they get almost full public support when they do it - unlike cabbies these people are usually worried about pay and conditions. Yes their job is dangerous but everything is done to ensure their safety and they are paid very well, especially if they work the sort of hours taxi drivers work. You’re wrong Anthony. Fuck off.

95% of you taxi drivers are HOPELESS. You don’t know where you are going, you CANT DRIVE, you CANT SPEAK ENGLISH and a lot of you try and rip people off. You listen to your foreign music and talk on your mobile in a different language. You try and rip off the wrong type of person (someone who wont accept it) you can expect to get stabbed. The only taxi drivers that are good at their job are the ones that live here, and have for their whole life. They know how Australians act, they know how to speak to us and they know what language to speak in. They know we just want to get where we need to go and they don’t piss fart around with it. They also know LANDMARKS & POPULAR PLACES.
Posted by: James of Melbourne 11:08am today
Comment 57 of 241

You’re absolutely right James. Fuck I don’t know why more of these foreigners aren’t bashed and stabbed. I had an Indian taxi driver the other day who spoke little English and the first thing that went though my mind as how much I wanted to beat him senseless into a coma and run away with his piss poor takings. 

You’re a vile, racist uncaring cunt who makes me ashamed to think I share the same drinking water as you. Get fucked. I hope next time you need a cab at night they all drive by you and then you get several layers of shit kicked out of by white kids wearing hoods who say all the right Aussie things to you as your body shuts down and you take your last putrid breath. I bet your mum hates you.

I will sentence the person who stabbed the cabbie to 2 days community work..
Posted by: Australian Judge of Australia 11:18am today
Comment 65 of 241

Fuck I hope this is a sarcastic remark about our justice system and not some kind of sick show of gratitude for the sick bastard who attempted to murder a foreign student. The part of me that sees good in people reckons that’s where you’re coming from, but your name “Australian judge of Australia” is a literary version of wearing an Aussie flag like a cape and abusing women in hijabs. I can’t believe the moderator allowed this comment.

Please go home! Make the government charter them a plane back to India and they can chant and run around with their tops off all day long BUT while their in our town they play by our rules. Cops, it’s time to get these clowns off the street, they’ve caused enough trouble for one day!!
Posted by: Rick Tyson of Reservoir 1:15pm today

You are a despicable piece of fetid, bleeding, TB-ridden shit! I hope you put your full name thinking it wouldn’t be published and that people who know you read it now know you for the narrow-minded fucktard that you really are. OUR rules are really working on OUR streets, aren’t they fuck wit?

OKAY, QUICK ,all the Australian Cabbies, get out there and earn a buck. Does the picture remind you of any other country. I don’t seem to be able to see many WHITE faces or chests there. Well the government let them in, I suppose now we have to put up with their fundamental views as well. If it were up to me, I would send them all home now and clear up the CBD. Why do we put up with the non english speaking, smelly taxi drivers, there must be hundreds of people out there who could and would drive cabs if the jobs were available.
Posted by: PAULINE of null 1:25pm today
Comment 96 of 241

What a charming fucking slut you are! God forbid anyone not of your skin should complain about their own lives being regularly threatened - and what fundamentalist views? I love how racists like you can’t even get the target of your shitful uneducated views right, you fucked up, stinking fascist bitch.

In Ernest Hemingway’s For Whom The Bell Tolls, about the Spanish Civil War, there’s an account by a woman from the Communist Republican side about how they dealt with fascists in their town, which included making them walk along a path lined with communists who beat the shit out of them to plunge to their deaths from a cliff at the end of the path. As more and more fascists were killed the crowd grew more blood thirsty to the point that most of the dead didn’t even reach the cliff. One thing that occurred before the killings was that they agreed no women or children would be killed - I’d make an exception for you, you fucking sick bitch.

How the fuck is this sort of comment allowed on the web site of a national newspaper. What a fucking disgrace Herald Sun!

I’ve had enough. I’ve wiped the bile away from my mouth, shaken the chunks off my shoes and now I’m off to get a kebab. I’m never reading the Herald Sun web site comments again.

Did I do the right thing?

I got on the train this morning, which had standing room only, and was saddened to see a pregnant lady, with a noticeable bump, standing. I’m not usually one to speak up about things but I found my self asking her, loud enough for all sitting near her, “has anyone offered you a seat”?

One woman immediately got up and apologised for not noticing and the pregnant lady took her seat. Well done that young woman. No well done the guys in sitting near her - fucking lazy pricks.

So, did I do the right thing. Was what I did a good thing to get a pregnant lady a seat, or did I potentially cause embarrassment to her and guilt to the woman who got up for her?

It could be defended as a noble act on my part, but it’s not like I was giving up a seat so maybe I should have just shut the fuck up.

But then the lady did get a seat and her unborn bub wasn’t exposed to being bumped by people, particularly fools who leave backpacks on in crowded trains.

Chair sniffing is the new turkey slap

The Age reports West Australian Opposition Leader Troy Buswell has broken down at a press conference and admitted he sniffed the chair of a female Liberal Party staffer for a laugh.

Imagine the chat with his advisers:

“Any skeletons in the cupboard that we should know about Troy - hookers, rent boys in toilets, chats with Brian Burke; the odd “where’s my fucking eggs bitch” violent tirade at the missus; locking your daughter up in a cellar and having seven children with her; impregnating teenagers in a polygamy compound, urinated on a police station or restaurant window; ever found with GHB on your self; shared crack and had a loud sex romp with Amy Winehouse, head-butted Scott West, organised a police escort for kd lang, submitted a Here’s Lookin At You letter to mX, been photographed with Brendan Nelson, appeared on Big Brother? Anything bad like that?

“Nah, I once sniffed some sheila’s chair as joke, but nothing will come of that.”

“Fair enough … was she good looking?”