Kansas toilet woman case a bit clearer

It’s been revealed that Pam Babcock, the Kansas woman who locked herself in a toilet for two years wasn’t exactly sitting on the dunny for the whole time, as everyone somehow believed.

Not that the truth is much different or any less bizarre.

According to many media outlets including the Hays Daily News, Babcock’s boyfriend Kory McFarren told police Babcock, originally from Utica, had not left the restroom for about two years. Police believe she had been sitting on the toilet, to which she physically was stuck, for about a month. Medical personnel had to remove the woman from the toilet seat at the hospital.

A month on the shitter doesn’t seem so bad now.

In a further twist to this story, McFarren, who was charged for not doing anything to help Babcock, has been charged for another, unrelated offence - lewd and lascivious behavior.

According to the Hayd Daily News, he was arrested for exposing himself to his neighbours’ teenage daughter and some friends, while the girls were in a hot tub.

“This has been going on for a long period of time,” the neighbor said. “While we were using our pool or hot tub, he would stand in his window and watch and play with himself. It has become much worse lately.”

This will be one TV dramatisation I’d wanna see.

 Postscript: I love this pic Sky News used to illustrate the “woman on toilet” story. Something tells this wasn’t what it really looked like.